Is Paul Scholes An Albino?


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No, but he is an Eskimo. Well, partially.  He is half Eskimo, half ginger Sasquatch, a rare magical creature that used to live in Iceland in Salford.  When he was born he was covered in a glistening, silky rainbow coat, which was trimmed down, leaving only his magnificent orange topping.  Raised by two footballs and a compass, it is said that his early life consisted of eating only footballs and football related edibles. Once he kicked a ball with his foot so hard it showed up on NASAs radar, only to be shot down in Roswell, and imprisoned at Area 51, in a sack.  It is known as ball sack.

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